{"id":5,"date":"2010-08-04T00:59:19","date_gmt":"2010-08-04T04:59:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inappropriategirl.com\/?p=5"},"modified":"2010-08-04T00:59:19","modified_gmt":"2010-08-04T04:59:19","slug":"inappropriately-yours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.inappropriategirl.com\/?p=5","title":{"rendered":"Inappropriately Yours"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every time I try to be proper, it ends badly.\u00a0 Either I mess up the format, ignore the niceties, or simply die of boredom.\u00a0 It&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t try, exactly, it&#8217;s that it just never seems to work out for me.\u00a0 Feel free to insert a mental image of that kid in The Polar Express here if you must &#8211; I certainly did.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually I decided &#8211; why bother trying so hard?\u00a0 Either it was going to work out or it wasn&#8217;t.\u00a0 It&#8217;s not for me to decide how people are going to react to me.\u00a0 I just have to be happy with me.\u00a0 So if being inappropriate works, then que sera, sera.\u00a0\u00a0 Like it or leave it.\u00a0 Or even love it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every time I try to be proper, it ends badly.\u00a0 Either I mess up the format, ignore the niceties, or simply die of boredom.\u00a0 It&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t try, exactly, it&#8217;s that it just never seems to work out for me.\u00a0 Feel free to insert a mental image of that kid in The Polar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inappropriategirl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inappropriategirl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inappropriategirl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inappropriategirl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inappropriategirl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.inappropriategirl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.inappropriategirl.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions\/7"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inappropriategirl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inappropriategirl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inappropriategirl.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}