So yesterday, BUMD called to say he was on the way home from work. Apparently the big hand on the clock was on “F” and the little hand was on “it” – clearly it was time to go home. He asked if there was anything I needed him to pick up (yep, I’ve got a keeper) and then was off to fight traffic. <\/p>\n
Later on, he related that conversation to our neighbor, who was over for dinner. The Reigning Queen of Pink piped up, “well, if the big hand was on the “F” and the little hand was on the “it”, then you’d better either get up and leave or take off your pants!”<\/p>\n
Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you my 12-year-old. <\/p>\n
“What?” she said. “I’ve been in FLE all week. Of course I’m thinking about sex.”<\/p>\n
Kids these days. She’s definitely an Inappropriate Girl-in-training.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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